Bulletin Board

Welcome to one of approximately 2 zillion auto-related Websites. But this one does more. It gives you no-nonsense info, advice, opinions, and reviews on anything automotive. With one obvious bias: Buick. That's right, Buick. As in the brand everyone thinks is a "grandpa" car. Well, you naysayers (jack asses), this old man's car just might break a switch off that gorgeous Maple tree your wife is growing in the standard issue front yard of your standard issue suburban house and whip your lily-white Camry ass with it. You'll be screaming uncle by the time the alcohol injection kicks in and you won't even catch a glimpse of the tag number on that sleepy old car that just forced you to rethink your life. Unfortunately for those who don't know, the ignorance is only matched by their boringness. This site is not for you... this site is for those who know.

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The review section is open for business! Check out the movies and maybe you can save time and money on the lemons and skip ahead to the good stuff...

 

Buying Sight-Unseen

Hey look--vomit is green, too! If something sounds too good to be true, it is. Perhaps like claims of 230 mpg?? There are those who truly care about the environment, and there are those whose greed has begat a war camouflaged in "green." Your car is on the front lines. Read in op-ed...

 

Pontiac is Dead

As everyone knows, GM is ending the Pontiac division in 2010. With the sudden death of Oldsmobile still a recent memory, this is monumental bad news. Read all about it in the op-ed...